I need a new office chair but I keep putting it off. I want to get one of those ergonomic wonders.
I have a bad back
At least yours aren't metaphorical.Writers group tonight and I have nothing to share except turkey buzzards.
You're 84? God bless you.The first time I tried to quit—after a week—my boss said, "Start smoking again or find another job. We can't take it anymore."
I smoked until I was 30. That was 54 years ago, and I don't miss them.
You're 84? God bless you.
Candy cigarettes? TV?I may be one of the few people of my generation who has never had so much as lit a cigarette. When I was required to carry one in a theatrical production, someone had to show me how to hold it. How was I to know one didn't use the thumb and index finger?
Keep on truckin', man.The first time I tried to quit—after a week—my boss said, "Start smoking again or find another job. We can't take it anymore."
I smoked until I was 30. That was 54 years ago, and I don't miss them.
I hate all of you and your quitting stories (kidding). I've been a pack plus for 30 years. It's coming to an end now and I want to claw my eyeballs out. Nobody's fault but mine.According to my quitting app, it's now been 1809 days.
I love you too in the same sense! I'm cutting down and kicking the small habits before I tackle the capital H Habit. No smoking in the car, no smoking after meals, no smoking with the morning coffee. I'm still smoking but at offbeat times and in offbeat places. I'm learning why they call it a habit. There's the physical addiction for sure, but a lot of it is stupid routine.I love you, Homer (in a comradely sort of way, of course), and believe you can do this and keep your eyeballs in the bargain.![]()