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[Louanne Learning]

I like to regularly clean my kitchen sink with baking soda.

 

[CatrionaGrace]

Corn starch is a folk remedy for staunching wounds. It has been used on surgical gloves for some time, but new studies suggest corn starch can enhance bacterial growth in infected wounds.

 

[Louanne Learning]

Got a text from my niece at her Seattle hospital. This weekend, five motorcycle riders have been admitted to the ICU after five motorcycle accidents.

Last week, my sister drove by a motorcycle accident and the 62-year-old man who died in it was still on the side of the road.

This morning on the highway a motorcycle flew by me- he had to be doing close to 200 km/hr

 

[CatrionaGrace]

What do you call a biker who won't wear a helmet?

An organ donator.

We rode for many, many years and tens of thousands of miles without incident. We sold both bikes when I was about 65. Sad day, but my reflexes weren't what they used to be.

 

[Louanne Learning]

We rode for many, many years and tens of thousands of miles without incident.

Glad to hear it. My husband loved riding his motorcycle. That was one of the first things he had to give up because of the MS.

 

[CatrionaGrace]

Louanne, I am so sorry to hear this. Arthritis was a factor in my decision to quit riding.

 

[Louanne Learning]

Thanks, Catriona. He was able to drive his pick-up for a few years after he gave up his bike (with MS balance is one of the first things to go) and he said giving up his motorcycle license was harder than giving up his driver's license.

 

[Homer Potvin]

Oh yes, I need an explanation for the corn starch comments pretty please.

You put it on your nutsack to mitigate the chafing. Like Gold Bond, but more readily available in commercial kitchens.

 

[Rigor Mortis]

Man, I hope those guys wash their hands before preparing and delivering food.

 

[Louanne Learning]

back in the day instead of singing

"Duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh, DUH-duh! Duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh, DUH-duh! My Sharona!”

the boys used to sing

"Duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh, DUH-duh! Duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh, DUH-duh! My Scrotum!”

(Was this just a Canadian thing?)

 

[Kerrin]

Had a college friend who changed it to "my vagina."
Got especially funny during the line that begins "close enough to look in my..."

 

[Louanne Learning]

Had a college friend who changed it to "my vagina."

Omg, where was that?

 

[Kerrin]

Omg, where was that?

Richmond, VA

 

[Louanne Learning]

Richmond, VA

Lol, great minds think alike all over the world!

 

[Homer Potvin]

Man, I hope those guys wash their hands before preparing and delivering food.

The average nutsack has far less bacteria than RTE vegetables.

 

[Homer Potvin]

back in the day instead of singing

"Duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh, DUH-duh! Duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh, DUH-duh! My Sharona!”

the boys used to sing

"Duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh, DUH-duh! Duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh, DUH-duh! My Scrotum!”

(Was this just a Canadian thing?)

That was from Cheech and Chong's Next Movie, but probably originated before that.

 

[Louanne Learning]

The average nutsack has far less bacteria than RTE vegetables.

Lol, I just googled "bacteria on a nutsack" and got results!

Watch out for orchitis

 

[Kerrin]

Lol, I just googled "bacteria on a nutsack" and got results!

Sounds like the direct-to-streaming sequel to "Bumblebee On A Penis."

 

[Louanne Learning]

That was from Cheech and Chong's Next Movie, but probably originated before that.

Omg, that's where they got it from!!

 

[Louanne Learning]

Sounds like the direct-to-streaming sequel to "Bumblebee On A Penis."

My husband worked with a guy who had a tattoo of a bumblebee on his penis