You guys really need to work on your cat-related poetry.
The cat sat on the mat ... oh wait, that's been done.
Felines ...
Nothing more than felines ...
And apropos of nothing, another idea. Suppose you're working on a story set down on the farm(TM), and something spooks the cows, and they stampede. So two panicking cowhands go off to find the boss.
Cowhand #1: Boss! Ya gotta come quick! *gasp* It's Phil -- he's been hit by --
Cowhand #2: (horrified) -- he's been struck by --
Cowhand #1 & 2: (chorusing in an awed whisper) A moo criminal.
Boss: (tough, no-nonsense type) Prairie patties!* Will you two jokers stop goofin' off and get back to work?! 'Cos lemme tell ya, (yelling) I am not amoosed!
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* Feel free to replace "Prairie patties!" with "Prairie pancakes!" or "Thundering gherkins!" Think of Col. Potter from M*A*S*H.
;-P
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