Who knows? Wouldn't surprise me at all.
That Moment....
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The problem with oracles is that their message is always subject to interpretation.
TMW the alarm clock rings, and you swear and thump it and go back to sleep, and then wake up 10 minutes later in a panic and put your trousers on backwards, and curse and put them on the right way, but forget to lace up your shoes and almost fall flat on your face, and curse the universe, and run out in a mad rush for the train, and nearly give yourself a heart-attack, and, and, and ... *grumble*
(Yes, a day when nothing goes right. Or as I call them, Mondays.
P.S. Not every Monday is like that. Some Mondays, about 30-40% of things do go right. So it's not all bad)
(Yes, a day when nothing goes right. Or as I call them, Mondays.
P.S. Not every Monday is like that. Some Mondays, about 30-40% of things do go right. So it's not all bad)
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TMW you go to the grocery store with your own bag (nylon) specifically so you dont continue to accumulate the plastic grocery bags..... and ypu SHOW the cashier/bagger that you brought your own bag....
And she still puts your groceries in a plastic grocery bag before putting it in your bag.
....
-internal screaming-
And she still puts your groceries in a plastic grocery bag before putting it in your bag.
....
-internal screaming-
No plastic bags in RI for like... 10 years now? Been forever. I'm not advocating for plastic, but paper bags are useless unless you fill them with poo, light them on fire, and ding dong ditch.
its an upcharge for paperbags here.
so i've been collecting tote bags both cloth and nylon and keeping them in my car.
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here in Ontario, it's just a matter of routine to take your cloth bags into the grocery store with you.
That's Northeast vs Midwest for ya
*hug* Yes, having too many plastic bags sucks. I reuse mine to pack my lunches when I go to the office, but I still have way too many.
What do construction workers sing?
Ding dong, the ditch is dug!
Which old ditch?
The landscaping ditch.
And now you have that horrible song stuck in your head, mwa-ha-ha.
TMW some moron at the traffic lights cuts you off and nearly smashes into you, so you slam on the brakes and toot the horn, and the moron gives you the finger ... and when you get up to the next lights, he gets out of his car and starts yelling "What is your problem, you *%&@ing idiot" ... 
... and then two cars behind you beep him too and make him jump entertainingly, so he gets in his car and drives away. Good riddance.
(In other words, my drive to the grocery store this morning. Sigh. But when the guys behind me beeped this moron, it was glorious)
... and then two cars behind you beep him too and make him jump entertainingly, so he gets in his car and drives away. Good riddance.(In other words, my drive to the grocery store this morning. Sigh. But when the guys behind me beeped this moron, it was glorious)
Getting out of the car is a great way to shot around here.TMW some moron at the traffic lights cuts you off and nearly smashes into you, so you slam on the brakes and toot the horn, and the moron gives you the finger ... and when you get up to the next lights, he gets out of his car and starts yelling "What is your problem, you *%&@ing idiot" ...
(In other words, my drive to the grocery store this morning. Sigh. But when the guys behind me beeped this moron, it was glorious)
TMW you took notes in your notebook, but let your notebook in your car..... and its snowing out and you are currently still in your pajamas and dont want to go out into the cold
JT, honey, that's why you get married to someone who gets dressed the very first thing every morning.
Lol, i did send him out there.... but he grabbed the wrong notebook
Like the time I left a notebook with an unfinished novel on top of a gas pump in Elko, Nevada, and I was halfway to Salt Lake City before I missed it. (It was a terrible novel, anyway.)TMW you took notes in your notebook, but let your notebook in your car..... and its snowing out and you are currently still in your pajamas and dont want to go out into the cold
Kindling?
TMW it's cold in the morning and they predict rain, so you grab your scarf, hat, warm winter coat and an umbrella ... but no rain eventuates ... and when you catch the train home in the late afternoon it's sunny, so you undo the coat buttons ... and then you get home and discover you need something for dinner, so you pop out to the supermarket but leave the umbrella at home because it's sunny, dammit!... but by the time you get to the supermarket, it's raining cats and dogs.
That happened to me today. The kicker? After running through the rain, grabbing the stuff, running back, driving home in the rain, and parking ... the minute I got out, the rain stopped.
I think the weather hates me.
That happened to me today. The kicker? After running through the rain, grabbing the stuff, running back, driving home in the rain, and parking ... the minute I got out, the rain stopped.
I think the weather hates me.
That moment when younare coming home from.work last night and a group of people were in the unlit street on a dangerous curve and you had to slam.on your breaks to not mow them over. Wanted to lay on my horn i was so pissed (but i didnt)
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This morning on the news, you find out that someone had been shot and killed at that same spot 2 hours after you passed through.
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This morning on the news, you find out that someone had been shot and killed at that same spot 2 hours after you passed through.
