I wanna hear these bear stories!
Also, dog is man's best friend, as the saying goes. I have another saying, best friend's usually try to kill each other somehow through their dumb adventures.
A friend and me went swimming in a lake one summer. I hadn't slept at all the night before. We decided to swim across the lake instead of next to the shore. I had to abort before half-way, he decided to continue as I went back. I almost did not reach the shore, but got lucky and found some stone to stand on for a moment, to catch my breath, then I swam to shore and puked. Friend made it to the other side and back fine.
Next time, Darwin award!