What made me unhappy today ?

I am undone. I have been duped by a vapid writer.

Tonight, I selected a fine vintage Marie Callander's salisbury steak dinner, which, I might add, is one of my specialties. So much so, I describe it as a spe-she-al-a-tee because even five syllables does pale justice to the culinary tapestry I weave with microwave and toaster oven. I can't take full credit, though. My best epicurean triumphs spring from a Dramamine garnish I learned from a sea cook on a rough passage, years ago.

With experienced flair, I followed instructions. Four minutes, stir the mac and faux cheese, rotate the alleged steak one half turn clockwise, and heat for an additional couple of minutes.

As I was waiting the requisite two minutes for the formerly frozen dinner to cool a little, I realized with despair I'd fallen for something akin to trusting fake AI news.

I rotated the steak 1/2 turn clockwise. I put faith in what I thought was a well researched recipe, carefully avoiding a 1/2 turn counterclockwise.

Too late for rebellion, I realized there is no difference. A half turn in either direction results in the same terminal orientation.

Which is how I feel, now that I've enjoyed my supper. In a terminal orientation. I could dig the box out of the trash to see the "use by" date on my salisbury steak but I'd rather not know.

The Dramamine will kick in shortly, anyway.
 
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