Creative Challenge - Wonky Dictionary

[Rath Darkblade]

Hashtag. A messy food fight game.

 

[Woof]

Ignorant - pay no heed to that little insect yonder.

 

[big soft moose]

Landscape, a large cloak like garment used to keep fields warm in winter

 

[Selluwud]

Browsing - When the hair above your eyes goes into song.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Hackamore. A barbarian war-cry.

 

[Hammer]

Thong - a mixthure of wordth and muthic.

 

[Louanne Learning]

photosynthesis - the theory of blackmail photos

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Roof slate. The workmen are overdue.

 

[Louanne Learning]

flocculent - the seagulls I borrowed from you

 

[Selluwud]

Instinct - What geese follow from the birds ahead of them. Vee formation.

 

[Louanne Learning]

knapsack - a scrotum catching a few zees

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Equity. A drink served at genteel horse races.

 

[big soft moose]

Equitable - a male bovine who belives in equal rights for heiffers

 

[Naomasa298]

Equine - a complaining horse.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Equine - a complaining horse.

Fun, but I created an alternate definition:

Equine. Wine for 'eck. For people who have everything, but whose bad deeds aren't sufficient for Hell (like forging your own will. Why not? You can do what you like with your own, so you can forge your own will!) ;P

 

[Louanne Learning]

pharisee - blind justice

 

[Selluwud]

Custom - expletives shouted at the doubting one.

 

[Louanne Learning]

sincere - a predicter of bad deeds

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Rock and Roll. Two things you can hold in your hands. Important not to confuse them in a food situation.

 

[Louanne Learning]

pylon - apple tarts on the turf