Creative Challenge - Wonky Dictionary

[Rath Darkblade]

Refrigerator. A person that rates fridges. (How the rating system works is anyone's guess).

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Shift work - Working while wearing only a chemise. This arrangement, made centuries ago, is now out of fashion.

 

[Selluwud]

Circumvent - The opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Cartilage. Tilling the soil with cars instead of tractors.

 

[Fantastical]

"Clover"

"A revolving door"

 

[Selluwud]

Clover - A romantic interlude with the letter after "B"

 

[Louanne Learning]

battery - baseball

 

[Selluwud]

Callipygian - A very short Californian with a shapely rear end.

 

[Louanne Learning]

plummet - throwing Damsons at the mediocre stage actors, instead of tomatoes

 

[CatrionaGrace]

Adversity. The process of writing advertising jingles.

 

[Woof]

Intercedes: passionate about sowing

 

[Louanne Learning]

gruesome - a lengthy time in between haircuts

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Fabricate - What moths did.

Farcical - Not a near cycle.

 

[Louanne Learning]

deliberate - yelling at the person who slices your ham

 

[CatrionaGrace]

popsicle. Dad's sythe.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Boniface - Nickname for a skull.

 

[CatrionaGrace]

Medieval. What the uneducated knight said after Prince Valiant stabbed him.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

A bit dirty, but never mind:

Ratchet - What rats leave behind after eating the cheese.

 

[Rad Scribbler]

Pygmalion - Pigs wearing chainmail

 

[Louanne Learning]

hybrid - saying hello to a baked loaf