Creative Challenge - Wonky Dictionary

[Hammer]

Computer-dating - cut it in half and count the rings

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Administer - the final ingredient in a pagan tribal soup recipe (borrowed from a B.C. comic I read today)

Administer, v. 2 - The guy in charge of the Government Ministry of Stupid Advertisements. Finally we have someone to blame.

 

[Selluwud]

Paranormal - a couple of regular normals

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Paradox - Two doctors, working in the same office. For when you want a second opinion.

 

[Louanne Learning]

Finance - Nancy Sinatra at her peak

 

[Selluwud]

Postulate - A splintery meal Mr. Brenner (actor) had for dinner

 

[Louanne Learning]

pickle - devouring the whole entire apple pie

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Postulate - A splintery meal Mr. Brenner (actor) had for dinner

Postulate, v. 2 - What you say when your mailman is not on time.

 

[Louanne Learning]

gynecology - the study of why the guy never called back.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Bardvark - an aardvark who writes famous plays.

 

[Woof]

Percuss: cat has a choice few words to say

 

[big soft moose]

Business. A coach tour to find a monster in the scottish highlands

 

[Louanne Learning]

knickers - a tattoo parlour exclusively for women.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Cardvark - An aardvark card sharp. Can be recognized by the way he flicks cards from hand to hand and chews on a tiny cigar.

"Name's 'Canasta' Joe, stranger. How's about a friendly game o' cards with me and my buddies 'Doc' Jones and 'Calamity' Smith here?"

 

[big soft moose]

Cardvark - An aardvark card sharp. Can be recognized by the way he flicks cards from hand to hand and chews on a tiny cigar.

"Name's 'Canasta' Joe, stranger. How's about a friendly game o' cards with me and my buddies 'Doc' Jones and 'Calamity' Smith here?"

I've been letting this drift for a while rath - but the rules of this game are to redefine actual words, not to make up new ones, capicse ?

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Sorry. Here's another one.

Flower Arrangement - Assassination. Refers to the custom of leaving a bouquet on a grave. Even assassins can choose to honour their victims post factum.

 

[big soft moose]

Metronome... a city dwelling gnome who is more sophisticated than his rural brethren

 

[Louanne Learning]

sophist - doesn't pack a punch

 

[Woof]

carapace - one vehicle each please!

 

[Selluwud]

Parapet - self defining as long as its two of them.