Creative Challenge - Wonky Dictionary
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Administer, v. 2 - The guy in charge of the Government Ministry of Stupid Advertisements. Finally we have someone to blame.
Paradox - Two doctors, working in the same office. For when you want a second opinion.
Finance - Nancy Sinatra at her peak
pickle - devouring the whole entire apple pie
Postulate, v. 2 - What you say when your mailman is not on time.
gynecology - the study of why the guy never called back.
Bardvark - an aardvark who writes famous plays.
Business. A coach tour to find a monster in the scottish highlands
knickers - a tattoo parlour exclusively for women.
Cardvark - An aardvark card sharp. Can be recognized by the way he flicks cards from hand to hand and chews on a tiny cigar.
"Name's 'Canasta' Joe, stranger. How's about a friendly game o' cards with me and my buddies 'Doc' Jones and 'Calamity' Smith here?"
"Name's 'Canasta' Joe, stranger. How's about a friendly game o' cards with me and my buddies 'Doc' Jones and 'Calamity' Smith here?"
I've been letting this drift for a while rath - but the rules of this game are to redefine actual words, not to make up new ones, capicse ?
Sorry. Here's another one.
Flower Arrangement - Assassination. Refers to the custom of leaving a bouquet on a grave. Even assassins can choose to honour their victims post factum.
Flower Arrangement - Assassination. Refers to the custom of leaving a bouquet on a grave. Even assassins can choose to honour their victims post factum.
Metronome... a city dwelling gnome who is more sophisticated than his rural brethren
sophist - doesn't pack a punch
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