Creative Challenge - Wonky Dictionary

[big soft moose]

garden - a small hut in which guards hide from the world

 

[big soft moose]

Parapet - self defining as long as its two of them.

a parapet could also be the mascot of the parachute regiment

 

[Louanne Learning]

depict - swiping left

 

[Woof]

Lavish - kinda sorta like a loo

 

[big soft moose]

Goblet - a young Goblin

 

[Louanne Learning]

hygiene - Gene Simmons in his KISS boots

 

[Naomasa298]

confirm - scam company
vanguard - security for Ford Transits
rearguard - nappies/diapers

 

[Woof]

Pundit - told a great joke

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Mastodon - What you tell a boat builder when the mast doesn't look quite right. His answer is invariably: "The mast is odd on what?"

 

[Woof]

Masto-don! - What the artisan boat builder you hired to fix the last one's mistakes then says when he's finished

 

[Selluwud]

Nuance - a newborn’s mother’s sisters

 

[Selluwud]

Promontory - introductory offer with an English politician

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Masto-don! - What the artisan boat builder you hired to fix the last one's mistakes then says when he's finished

Mastodon, v. 2. When the entire family is stowing away (on board a ship or plane, say), and there's no room for little Donny. "Ma, stow Don!"