Creative Challenge - Wonky Dictionary

[Rath Darkblade]

Purchase - When you buy cat after cat, searching for the one with the loudest purr.

 

[Louanne Learning]

Polaroid - the hemorrhoids you get at either the North or the South Pole

 

[Rath Darkblade]

We really need a "sticking tongue out"-silly reaction to a post.

Pecan - It can do lots of things, like fertilize crops, clean clothes and/or wounds, tan leather, and so on.

To paraphrase former President Obama: yes, pee can.

 

[Hammer]

Picket-fence - someone who deals in illicit protestors

 

[Louanne Learning]

dynasty - not a good death

 

[Selluwud]

express - no longer works for the newspaper

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Polaroid. The hemorrhoids you get at either the North or the South Pole.

 

[Louanne Learning]

Polaroid - the hemorrhoids you get at either the North or the South Pole

Polaroid. The hemorrhoids you get at either the North or the South Pole.

I posted that yesterday.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Oops!! *blush* Sorry, sorry ... my bad. Apologies, Louanne. Here's one.

Brazil nut - A person who was carted off to the Rio de Janeiro Home for the Mentally Interesting.

 

[big soft moose]

Polaroid - the action of identifying a spanish chicken kangaroo hybrid (Pola ro id)

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Hijinks - what happens when a drug-affected person puts a curse on you. ("Dave's not here, man ... SO I GEAS YOU TO FIND HIM!!!")

Hemorrhoid - when you fix the hem on an android's dress.

Kobold - an ancient cob of corn.

 

[Selluwud]

Picket - a finger in the nose (childish I know, haven't had coffee yet)

 

[Hammer]

Sandpaper - useless precursor to papyrus

 

[Selluwud]

Accentuate - the dialect you swallowed.

 

[Selluwud]

Barbiturate - The ill tempered hateful person from the tavern that you devoured.

 

[Louanne Learning]

plaintiff - an uncomplicated argument

 

[big soft moose]

Inteligent - a man who works for the CIA

 

[big soft moose]

Dynasties... gents neckwear made in wales

 

[Louanne Learning]

bulwark - stud services

 

[Naomasa298]

Byronic - it's like ironic, just with a B.

Wonky - what you're left with when you've lost the other key.