And prostate cancer has killed a lot of people unnecessarily. It ain't no laughing matter.
And everybody, get your colonoscopies. I know the preparation is a bitch, but it's easier now than when Dave Barry wrote the classic essay on it:
I agree totally with this bass clef nonsense. Why use a different notation when everybody knows that you're going to be playing the same goddamn notes, just an octave or two lower? Just when you've learned "Every Girl and Boy Does Fine" and "F A C E," you've got to embrace the fact that All Cows Eat Grass. You know what comes out of male cows that eat grass? The bass clef.