What made me unhappy today ?

So ... this frustrated me, but equally entertained me. :)

Some anonymous person, calling herself "Andrea", called one of my coworkers yesterday while I was at lunch. (Please bear in mind that I'm possibly one of the more IT-literate people in my department, but having said that, everyone else there is willing to learn, so it's all good). :)

Anyway, "Andrea" wanted my coworker to (I think?) sign up to some donations-related website.

We do have a donations department, so my coworker was unsure what this was all about, but she obviously refused, and asked this person for a phone number, so someone (probably from IT) could call her back. (Please, gods, no). "Andrea" refused to play ball, and instead emailed the central email for my department. (How she got it, I have no clue).

When I got back from lunch, my coworker told me the story, and said she had her doubts about this. (Gee, I wonder why).

The email entreated us to "create an account" on Andrea's company website, and give her all our details. (Hell, no).

While I was on the phone to IT, we got another email from this bunch, telling us "Congratulations! You created an account with us!" (How, by magic?) "Watch this space for more exciting developments!!" etc.

Then IT comes on the line, I tell them the story, and we get this mob blocked. End of story, right? Not quite.

Not quite 24 hours later, we get a third email from this mob, exhorting us to "perform a few tasks" and "earn 4,000 tokens!!!" (Um, what.) :rolleyes:Luckily the email was blocked and held, waiting to be released. So I thought - you know what? It's 4 pm and I'm bored. Let's see what "tasks" they want me to "perform".

Without releasing the email, I check it out. The "tasks" are:

- Join their Discord and YouTube channels
- Follow them on social media
- Refer all my friends to these jokers ... :rolleyes:

And the 4,000 tokens? According to the email, they are worth -- drumroll -- $24 USD. Which is about $12 Australian, or 36 GBP. *blink, blink*

Cue one round of endless, hysterical giggling, and I'm on the phone to IT again to get these idiots perma-banned from emailing anyone in our company EVER.

Duh, gee whiz! Twelve whole, shiny dollars! I could, like, buy two loaves of bread with that! Party time! 🥳

So, to sum up: scummy, needy, pushy, and cheap. Way to sell your brand to us, guys. *snerk*
 
My website attracts spammers who offer to improve my website or expand my audience. I'd think such endeavors were foolish except for a very good, highly intelligent friend who has been taken in by spammers at least twice. She is scrupulously honest herself and has a hard time grasping the idea that other people are not.
 
Back in about 2004 I worked for a phone company bringing its ISP in-house. I would get the most ridiculous spam you could imagine. The worst of them I replied to with as much illiteracy as I could muster, trying to look like an attractive target.

I always changed the reply-to address to webmaster@fbi.gov before I replied.

If anyone here is with the FBI, no gratitude or reward is sought. I was just doing my job as a responsible citizen. You're welcome!
 
My website attracts spammers who offer to improve my website or expand my audience.

We get them here, and on the old site "hi i came across writingforums blah blak blah and i love your site but you dom't need eyeballs you need customer by buy scumsucky spampackage number 4 you can double your income"...yeah you know that site you love so much, doesnt sell anything numbnuts

the other one that maskes me laugh is ' i propose to provide a high quality guest post on xyz subject, please let me know how i can submit this'... well you see we're this thing called a forum...
 
Woke up this morning with the inner corner of my left eye bright red. It's a predicable side-effect of the blood thinner I am on because of a cardiac catheterization to insert a stent into my heart. The bleeding is harmless and temporary (if "a week or so" can be called temporary) but I find myself faced with the options of either scaring little children or wearing dark glasses and bumping into things.
 
Woke up this morning to see that my emotional support cactus Fridrik had started going mushy. I was able to cut off a couple of pads that still looked healthy, so there's some hope that he isn't quite dead yet, but damn, this sucks.
 
A really little one, among the bigger ones which make up life. I've finally updated to the new Mac OS. I don't like it. It beeps at me to let me know I've done things. I don't appreciate things that beep at me. I know you've done something. I did it myself and I watched windows open and close. I don't need a beep. I'm aware. A beep is superfluous. Rather like 90% of this post, because I'm sure you've all got the gist.
 
Woke up this morning to see that my emotional support cactus Fridrik had started going mushy. I was able to cut off a couple of pads that still looked healthy, so there's some hope that he isn't quite dead yet, but damn, this sucks.
I'm sorry that's happening, and I hope the treatment works.
 
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