Creative Challenge - Wonky Dictionary

[Rath Darkblade]

Farewell - A nice-looking well we just dug.

Faraday - The day after Thursaday.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Shtick - Telling a bloodsucking parasite to hush up.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Readers Digest. When the readers are dying to tell a joke. Even if it's a Readers Digest joke.

Applesauce. The new Apple iProduct! Now 30% SAUCIER, SPICIER, and NAUGHTIER! Unleash your inner animal -- RRROOOW!

*voiceover, quickly* Not a guarantee, may not work in every locale, subject to local laws, force majeure, etc.

Sourpuss. The cat's asleep on the lemons again...

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Habanero. When a kind archer offers you an arrow, but doesn't know how to spell.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Antebellum - Being against bells. An example is Santa Claus, after having to listen to the darn things all December.

(Is anyone else also playing this game, still?)

 

[Louanne Learning]

Indicate - what happens when Prince William's wife eats

 

[Louanne Learning]

Expert - an ingenue retired from her cheekiness

 

[CatrionaGrace]

(Is anyone else also playing this game, still?)

I hesitate to enter a fray so dominated by a single person. I am still giggling about shtick.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

I hesitate to enter a fray so dominated by a single person. I am still giggling about shtick.

Please, feel free to jump in any time. I just write these down as and when they occur to me. (And yes, I like shtick too).

 

[Hammer]

Boxing day: the day that Andrew Tate regrets that makes everyone else chuckle

 

[Naomasa298]

Christmas: Approximately 48.3 kg

 

[big soft moose]

Crucifix: repairs made by sailors during a voyage

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Shamrock - A fake stone. (It's actually made of wood, and painted grey).

 

[Rigor Mortis]

Which brings us nicely to shampoo…

 

[Louanne Learning]

system - the branch of the family tree that includes a female sibling

 

[Naomasa298]

invest - Rab C. Nesbitt's default state of being

 

[Also]

Which brings us nicely to shampoo…

Disguised anti-vehicle mines used in WWII

 

[Hammer]

Which brings us nicely to shampoo…

Champagne: faking it

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Protractor - Being in favour of machine farming.

 

[Selluwud]

Protractor - Being in favour of machine farming.

As opposed to a Contractor, those against farming vehicles