All right. If we can be anything we want to be, I am now Princess Margaret ... and Sergeant Smith of the Australian Federal Police.
Seriously, though, I've been on the receiving end of daily scams from people who -- while thinking that they're clever -- are about as smart as pickled cucumber. (I could say a lot worse, but I'm watching what I say, since this is a family forum).
Some instances of these scams include:
- Someone telling me I won 1 million GBP in a British lottery I can't even enter, and inviting me to send bank details (yeah, right)
- Someone with a gmail account pretending to be an IRS agent and accusing me of financial fraud, not once but
twice (isn't that a crime?)
- Someone from Japan pretending to be my CEO and asking me to release financial information

- Someone from Slovakia, ditto (and someone from Los Angeles, ditto ... I work in accounting and support the families of disabled people, so I take data security
VERY seriously)
- Someone sending me a text message and telling me to buy estrogen pills.

Fine ... but I'm a man (and happy to be one)
- Someone calling me and pretending to be from Microsoft tech support ... or a local telecommunications company ... or the water company ... or the Chinese consulate ... or customs in an airport in Beijing (send money now to release your package!!!)

- Etc.
Five years of that, day in and day out, have made me
extremely cynical, so it's hard to imagine a fellow human being as a literal unicorn (i.e. with hooves and a tail and a mane and unicorn poop in all the colours of the rainbow). You can be anything you want to be, but I'd like some physical proof before I truly believe that you are a unicorn.

Sorry!