For fun, google nicknames for the Spire, or Ana Liffey, or statue of Molly Malone. Oh, those rascally Dubliners.
Allan Sherman was at his best in his parody of "Molly Malone." As I best recollect it, it went something like this:
She wheels her wheelbarrow
Through street that are narrow
Her barrow is narrow, her hips are too wide
So wherever she wheels it
The neighborhood feels it
Her girdle keeps scraping the walls on each side
In Dublin's fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
Me Mary stands out 'cause she weighs eighteen stone
(That's 256 pounds!)
I don't mind her fat... but,
It's not only that, but
She's cockeyed and muscle-bound, Molly Malone!
Of course, Allan Sherman was most famous for transmuting Ponchielli's "Dance of the Hours" into "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter from Camp)." I am surprised that, when looking it up on Wikipedia, I find that that song has been selected by the Library of Congress for preservation in the United States National Recording Registry for being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". Who'd a thunk it?